He Lives in a Pinnaple Under the Sea

I was in my office the other day when two boys came in to talk to me. I never see one without the other. I asked the first boy his name. He said it was Spongebob because he really likes the cartoon. I said that Spongebob was a strange name, but that Patrick (the Star) was more normal sounding. So...

Me: "Why didn't you pick the name Patrick?"
Him (pointing to the other guy): "Because his name is Patrick!"
Other Guy: "Patrick is me!"

End of story.

New story.

When I was at church the other week, I saw my friend's six year old boy (he is really cute but very deadly) karate chopping the air.





Me: "Ether, what are you doing?"
Ether: "Fighting."
Me: "Who are you fighting?"
Ether: "Sandy."
Me: "Huh?"
Ether's Mom: "Sandy the Squirrel from Spongebob."

I should have guessed.